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By: Nate June 3, 2017June 25, 2020 Uncategorized

Welcome to natencarey.com! Happy to have you here. If you like short stories, bad jokes about movies, homebrewing, and eating burgers — boy is this the place for you!

Short Stories

Man-eating lions, the Wild West, post-apocalyptic landscapes, and noir crime thrillers.

Nate’s Burgers

One family’s journey through a burger-centric cookbook.

Black Spire Outpost Cooking

Fun food from a galaxy far, far away.

Rodian Splice

By: Nate July 5, 2020

Drinks

Maclunkey

Bleu is the Warmest Cheese Burger

By: Nate July 5, 2020

S05E09: Your taste buds will ride fast and curious over this burger.

Dagobah Slug Slinger

By: Nate July 3, 2020

Drinks

Get sauced like Yoda!

Nerf Kebabs

By: Nate June 30, 2020

Yummy, yummy nerf!

Sweet-Sand Cookies

By: Nate June 30, 2020

Desserts

Even Tusken Raiders smile at this treat!

Wroshyr Tree Cake

By: Nate June 30, 2020June 30, 2020

Desserts

uughguughhhghghghhhgh huurh aarrragghuuhw raaaaaahhgh!

Gurreck Gravy

By: Nate June 30, 2020June 30, 2020

Sauces

Yub nub? Yub nub!

Mashed Chokeroot

By: Nate June 30, 2020June 30, 2020

You won’t arti-choke on this side, but you may be surprised.

Fried Endorian Tip-Yip

By: Nate June 30, 2020June 30, 2020

Yip-cha!

The Radio Hissed …

By: Nate June 29, 2020July 8, 2020

The radio hissed. Rolland grumbled and turned it off. It always hissed now. Across the bunker, Sarah played with her doll, one of the few things they’d salvaged from the house. Rolland looked at the clock, which was slowing. The second hand was ticking about every four seconds now. How long before it stopped in…

Enoki Dokie Burger

By: Nate February 19, 2020

S04E15: There are too many mother-f’ing chocolate bars on this mother-f’ing train!

Huttese Slime Pods

By: Nate February 16, 2020June 30, 2020

Dopo me goola …

Hummus a Tune Burger

By: Nate February 8, 2020

S04E18: One whale’s waxy discharge is another Louise’s treasure.

Sympathy for the Deviled Egg Burger

By: Nate February 8, 2020

S04E16: What’s worse, the devil you know, or the devil you boiled?

One Horse Open Slaw Burger

By: Nate January 7, 2019January 7, 2019

S03E09: Dashing through the snow, with a store mannequin come alive …

Is This Your Chard? Burger

By: Nate January 7, 2019January 7, 2019

S04E10: Pick your chard, any chard.

Chile Relleno-You-Didn’t Burger

By: Nate January 1, 2019January 7, 2019

S03E17: It only takes two to tango.

50 Ways to Leave Your Guava Burger

By: Nate January 1, 2019January 7, 2019

S03E10: Wax on, wax off.

Don’t You Four Cheddar ‘Bout Me Burger

By: Nate November 1, 2018January 7, 2019

S03E14: Not as good as raining shrimp. Then again, nothing is.

Pickle My Funny Bone Burger

By: Nate May 21, 2018January 7, 2019

S03E07: Burger Insurance, everyone needs it!