WIL: Unstoppable

Just watched Unstoppable. Here is what I learned while watching a movie about how an overweight dude can cause so much havoc on the railways:

1. Apparently, the only way to stop a runaway train is to latch on from behind or try and drop an ex-marine-turned-railroad-worker on top with a helicopter. THERE’S NO OTHER WAY.

2. Denzel Washington is impressed if you pull a gun on a cop.

3. Red trains are always meaner than blue ones.

4. Duct tape can save a mangled foot.

5. It’s just not a satisfying Denzel movie unless he says, “OK, all right.”